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Local Economy Boom Justifies Requiring QR Code on Surfboards for Munchies Drone Delivery.

As Baja’s job growth positions it as a 'Dynamic Economy,' surf enthusiasts must now pay a premium to have their boards scanned for drone-delivered organic kale chips. The new mandatory process requires the surfer to pay the QR-scan fee, ensuring every purchase funds the increasingly complex logistics of coastal junk food delivery.

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