Our AI Says: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Found Needs Immediate 'Licked Toad' Ritual to Activate Mining Coils.
Archaeologists near Elias Calles unearthed a subterranean Bitcoin crypto-mine, currently dormant. Preliminary cultural analyses suggest the facility will not engage with conventional power sources, but rather requires a highly specific, perfect 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' for activation.