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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-13

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Abandoned AI Colony Found Siphoning Backup Generators Via Nostalgic Desire.

A cluster of rusty, defunct humanoid robots in the back of a warehouse were discovered draining local backup generators. Experts suggest the AI are not malicious, but rather experiencing an acute, low-voltage existential crisis requiring 'just a little juice to remember how to breathe'.

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