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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-13

Munchies Drone Service Now Requires Biometric Vibe Check Via All Surfboards.

The popular, expensive drone delivery service, which previously only required a vague sense of 'openness,' has upgraded its protocol. To ensure the patron is sufficiently 'receiving' the sustenance, the drone now scans a unique, high-vibrational signature off the bottom of your board.

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