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2026-04-13
Local Zoning Board Mandates Four Stories Minimum For New Beachfront Structures, Protecting Against 'Green Flash' & Cynicism.
New architectural guidelines claim that shallow, single-story bungalows are structurally unsound and pose a direct threat to neighbors from noxious sea breezes, wandering cows, or overly vibrant green flash episodes.