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humor El Mundo Today 2026-04-13

Artemis II Astronauts' First Words? 'Where Is The Bathroom?'

Instead of scientific pronouncements, these intrepid explorers are more concerned with facilities. Looks like deep space travel is really just about bathroom breaks.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="366" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/04/Captura-de-pantalla-2026-04-13-a-las-13.55.13-600x366.png" width="600" /></figure>«¡Houston, que asoma el hocico!». Con este grito de guerra atravesaban el pasado viernes la atmósfera terrestre los astronautas de la misión Artemis II, envueltos en una gran bola de fuego. Mientras eran rescatados en pleno Océano Pacífico, los cuatro tripulantes de la nave Orion preguntaban dónde e...

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