AI Trained to Write War Anthem About Iran, Featuring Toby Keith

Turns out, the Pentagon needs a perfect blend of patriotism, vague Middle Eastern threats, and enough country twang to soundtrack a questionable military campaign.

Officials say track captures ‘classic early-2000s invasion energy’ <img alt="Pentagon field testing Toby Keith song about Iran" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/04/USS-Cape-St.-George-Action-2.webp" /><p>THE PENTAGON — The Joint Chiefs are reportedly field testing a newly-generated <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/veteran-with-be-courteous-with-fireworks/" rel="noreferrer">Toby Keith</a> song about Iran created using artific...

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