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Our AI Says: New Zoning Mandates Require 4-Story Beachfront Structures to Prevent Nasty Sea Breeze Flashes.

The Todos Santos Zoning Board released updated codes this week, citing that previously acceptable single-story structures posed a clear danger to neighbors via β€˜noxious sea breezes and dangerous green flashes.’ Architects are reportedly adjusting blueprints to include twelve redundant levels.

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