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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-13

Colonizing My Gut: Why Pooping Counts as Cardio

This enlightened lifestyle choice suggests that extended bathroom sessions and questionable snacks are perfect ways to achieve those 150 minutes of moderate cardio. Call it 'advanced mineral extraction' for your core, I call it genius.


<p>So I just went to the doctor for my tri-annual checkup, and she recommended I get at least 150 minutes of moderate... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/why-pooping-until-my-legs-fall-asleep-should-be-considered-exercise/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/why-pooping-until-my-legs-fall-asleep-should-be-considered-exercise/">Why Pooping Until My Legs Fall Asleep Should Be Considered Exercise</a>...

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