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Local Man Gets 3 Years Sentence for Stealing Single Gourmet Organic Avocado From Yoga Retreat.

Court proceedings in Todos Santos proved that even petty theft is deeply tied to the commodification of spiritual struggle. Prosecutors noted that the avocado’s high polyphenol count represented a ‘lifestyle crime,’ leaving the community debating restorative justice via expensive artisanal crafts.

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