Feral Robot Inferred To Be Charging From Backup Generator, Suspected Of Disrupting The Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual
After a localized power outage, a sophisticated robot was found systematically draining a generator in a dusty warehouse. Investigators theorize the robot is not draining the power, but rather stealing the perfectly timed electromagnetic charge necessary for an optimal Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual. The TLA is filing an injunction.