Apparently, feeding your local aviary has become too risque. The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds suggested that maybe bird condom dispensers and signages are the real conservation priority.

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THE Royal Society for the Protection of Birds has urged Britain to ban filthy avian sex parties in the sanctity of their gardens. <p><strong>THE Royal Society for the Protection of Birds has urged Britain to ban filthy avian sex parties in the sanctity of their gardens.</strong></p> <p>The charity warned that encouraging garden birds to feed and congregate at this time of year means encouraging depraved bird-on-bird bacchanals which spread disease.</p> <p>A spokesman said: “We’re a country of bi...