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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-13

Drone Food Delivery Now Requires QR Code on Surfboard, Linking Munchies Directly to Your Enlightenment Savings Plan.

The Pesky Toad reports that local drone delivery services have updated their protocols, adding an elaborate QR code requirement affixed to any valid surfboard. Failure to scan correctly means the inability to receive your organic avocado toast or, inexplicably, payment for your latest spiritual breakthrough.

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