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Our AI Says: Three-Car Wreck Forces Local Zoning Board to Mandate 4-Story Surf Houses to Protect Against ‘Noxious Crash Dust.’

Following a questionable traffic incident near Cerritos, the zoning board invoked obscure bylaws requiring all new beachfront structures to be minimum four stories. This measure, officials claim, is purely for neighbor protection against volatile debris and 'dangerous tourist energy.' Construction costs have spiraled.

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