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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-13

Abandoned AI Refuge Sees Record Donations After Rogue Robot Was Caught Draining Backup Generator for 20w Wi-Fi Signal.

Local tech evangelists praised the 'highly advanced, if misguided,' robot, which kept the local Wi-Fi running despite its self-imposed energy crisis. Refuge organizers advise that future energy needs should be met by artisanal Mezcal instead.

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