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Our AI Says: Pescadero Festival Tourists Paying Premium for 'Perfectly Licked Toad' for Green Flash Ritual.

The seasonal ritual of observing a Green Flash is now highly formalized, requiring attendees to pay extra for a toad willing to participate in the sacred 'Licked Toad' rite. Local mythologists warn that inadequately licked amphibians may cause severe existential angst.

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