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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-13
Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs Just Released Beta Version of 'How To Find Yourself' App.
The new platform analyzes user existential despair against local WIFI connectivity rates. Early adopters report the app accurately diagnosing deep-seated anxiety, recommending cheaper organic coffee alternatives, and suggesting a required 12-mile bike ride to genuinely 'connect with the ancestors.'