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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-13
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Disgruntled Yoga Workers Block Toll Road Demanding Tribute to Amphi-Luminati.
Construction of the new Cerritos toll road was completely halted today. The protest was organized by the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association, who claim the road infringes upon the vital toad-walking migration routes of the highly secretive Todos Toads Secret Society.