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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-12

Dive Bar Unveils Drop Box for Unwanted Bassists

The Rusty Splinter has created a safe haven drop box for musicians, mainly because the authorities were getting suspicious of the abandoned bodies.


<p>YUMA, Ariz. โ€” Local dive bar The Rusty Splinter announced a new program to accept discarded bassists in a more humane way... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/dive-bar-unveils-safe-haven-drop-box-for-unwanted-bassists/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/dive-bar-unveils-safe-haven-drop-box-for-unwanted-bassists/">Dive Bar Unveils Safe Haven Drop Box for Unwanted Bassistsย ย </a> appeared first ...

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