The Royals manager just decided that a team loss is less a failure of strategy and more a fashion oversight. Clearly, laundry day is critical to professional sports.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d95c55b959069d95c55b9591.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>KANSAS CITY, MO — Kansas City Royals manager Matt Quatraro pinned the team's loss on local fan Jim Greller, who failed to put on his lucky socks today.</p>