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humor The Onion 2026-04-10

Bahamas Sharks Poop Cocaine, Caffeine, and Painkillers.

It seems the local marine life is having a suspiciously wild time, apparently running on a diet of tourist vices. Next, they'll be detected using Starbucks pods as natural buoyancy aids.

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