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humor The Onion 2026-04-10

Pro Athlete Can't Believe Sunflower Seeds Are Free On The Job

He's playing in the big leagues, but the true luxury? Free, gourmet sunflower seeds in the dugout. The joy is immense, and the savings are staggering.

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