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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-09

Vans Partners with Life Alert for Advanced Aging Skaters.

Vans is now adding 'Shred Alert' to their gear, ensuring that when your vintage joints make a dramatic exit, medical experts will arrive instead of just your disappointed spouse.

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