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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-09

My Exes Were Psycho-Actresses: How Do I Describe Them Without Sounding Insane?

This poor sap boasts that his former partners were less 'crazy' and more 'performative disasters.' He's trapped between calling them nuts or confessing he's hopelessly obsessed.

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