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humor Daily Squib 2026-04-08

Trump: 'I'm a surrender monkey, but hate cheese!'

Apparently, the former President is a 'surrender monkey,' which is alarming, but we're reassured by his strong dairy preferences. A truly confusing dietary profile.

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