The Pesky Toad Logo

The Pesky Toad

The Pescadero Perspective
Back to Humor Feed

This story has rotated off the live feed but the permalink stays available for sharing and search.

humor Clickhole 2026-04-07

Licking Jabba The Hutt for a Buzz? George Lucas Says You'd Need 100+ Times.

Apparently, the psychedelic goo that's been keeping Star Wars fans high for decades is incredibly weak. George Lucas just ruined the fantasy, and we're all equally disappointed.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10