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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-04-07
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Now Accepting Bitcoin Via Toad Licking Rituals.
The official emporium of basic civilization has rolled out an 'Oxxo Prime' membership requiring members to present a successfully licked toad for purchase. The ATM is currently accepting crypto, mezcal, and pure optimism.