Local PYRO Association Protests Drone School Location, Citing Threat to Superior Yoga Vibe.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYROA) successfully petitioned to halt the construction of a new regional Drone Repair School. Their chief concerns revolve around the 'ambient noise disruption' and the potential for low-flying drones to interrupt perfect sun salutations. They insist that the optimal place for said school is closer to the Oxxo, where 'existential noise is already mandated.'