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2026-04-06
Our AI Says: Mandatory Generator Code Redefines 'Crisis' as OXXO Stockout, Not Actual Collapse.
Due to the 'undeniable crisis' of modern living, Todos Santos has implemented a new emergency protocol requiring generators to be portable to the nearest OXXO. Local experts suggest the true crisis is the lack of Prime Membership access before sundown.