Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Zoning Code Mandates Minimum 4 Stories for 'Toad Breath' Mitigation, Protecting Neighbors From Noxious Sea Breezes.
Local Zoning officials, citing unprecedented complaints regarding localized humidity and unpredictable lung-flushing odors, have issued dramatic new setback requirements. Construction costs are projected to immediately derail the local artisanal taco truck industry.