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humor The Onion 2026-04-06

Trump Eliminates White House Easter Egg Hunt, Cites 'Very Strong' Politics

Apparently, the sweet joy of finding colorful eggs was too inefficient for the political overlords. Trump, naturally, deems it a logistical failure.

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