Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Zoning Code Mandates 4-Story Minimum for All 'Sacred Healing Pop-Ups'.
The Todos Santos Zoning Board today announced that due to the existential threat posed by low-density self-help shacks, all new 'vibrational alignment centers' must now be a minimum of four stories. Resistance was reported from one wealthy influencer whose bungalow is allegedly 'too grounded.'