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humor The Onion 2026-04-03

Zara Larsson's Midlife Crisis Tour: Because 10,000 Lumen Hair Is Just Too Much

Meet Zara Larsson, pop star of the 2026 Midnight Sun Tour, where she's trading in her youth for a decade of existential dread and hair that's literally blinding.

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