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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-02

Meet the Unheralded Axe Murderer Tracker of NASA's Space Missions

For 50 years, Russell Patrick has been keeping astronauts safe from rogue space axe-wielders, but his heroics remain largely unknown.

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