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humor The Onion 2026-04-02

Astronauts' Moonbound Mission Foiled by Cinnabon Craving, Discount Hotel Vouchers

NASA's Artemis II mission was grounded after astronauts got sidetracked by a sweet tooth and some underwhelming hotel deals.

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