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humor The Onion 2026-04-02

Turtles Get Cosmo and Clues to Sex, City Reboot, in Paramount-Warner Bros. Deal

Analysts say merger brings best shot at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reimagining of Sex And The City, because who needs human characters, anyway?

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