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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-02

Bisexual Woman Worried Boyfriend Will Be 'Alienated' by Her Sexuality, Just Want to Get Laid ASAP

A woman is having trouble coming out to her new boyfriend, not because she's scared of judgment, but because she just really, really wants to get laid. Talk about a love-hate relationship with bisexuality!

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