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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-01

Bulls Offer Jayden Ivey Back on Team, Only if He Does Drugs and Beats Women

The Chicago Bulls are willing to restore Jayden Ivey's spot on the team if he agrees to get high and hit on some ladies – quite the 'team-building' exercise.

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