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humor De Speld 2026-04-01

Trump Pledges to End War in 2-3 Weeks, Beurzen Open with Nihilistic 'God is Dead'

In a bizarre move, Trump promised to end the war soon, prompting the stock market to open with a nihilistic sentiment: 'God is dead'. The market's response was predictably 'meh', with the AEX saying 'words mean nothing'. It's like he said, 'there's only nothing'.

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