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humor Le Gorafi 2026-03-31

Cadmium Alert: Experts Tell You to Ditch Fruits and Veggies, Grab Cigarettes Instead

In a shocking move, the French health agency recommends swapping fresh produce for five-a-day smokes to avoid cadmium exposure. Because, why not?

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