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humor Le Gorafi 2026-03-31

Starving Couple Who Ate Only Love and Water Found Dead on 8th Day

A couple who ditched materialism for love and water was found dead from starvation after just 8 days. Talk about taking their love to the next level – literally. Their neighbors reported seeing them passionately loving each other 20 times a day, sipping only water. But, alas, their love couldn't sustain them. As the days went by, their love affair with water started to dwindle, and the couple stopped talking to each other. The neighbors alerted the fire department, who found them weak and surrounded by water bottles and a book titled 'The Infinite Power of Love'.

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