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humor The Onion 2026-03-30

Liver Escapes Tiger Woods' Body, Calls Lawyer After Crash

After a car crash, Tiger Woods' liver crawled out of his body and took a lawyer's number, apparently more concerned with its own affairs than its owner's well-being.

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