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humor The Onion 2026-03-30

Jesus Limits Second Coming to Carpentry Business

Jesus clarifies His Second Coming will be all about woodworking projects, not saving the world. He can't wait to finish a walnut kitchen island he set aside 2 millennia ago!

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