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The Daily Mash
2026-03-30
Police Won't Bother With 92% of Burglaries Because You Can Just Buy Another Gadgete
The police are too busy with 'real crime' to bother investigating 92% of burglaries, leaving victims to call their insurance and treat themselves to a new gadget. One victim, who lost a £5,200 Rolex, is not amused.