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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-29

God Only Listens to Pro-War Leaders, Except for Those with Awesome Mustaches

In a shocking move, Pope Leo revealed that God is a bit of a tough crowd, unless you've got a killer 'stache, like King David or Gideon.

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