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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual Discovered to be Just a Marketing Ploy

Researchers claim that the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' is actually a clever marketing scheme to sell more organic hot pink shorts to expats.

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