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humor The Onion 2026-03-28

Olympics Bans Trans Athletes From Women's Events, Ensures More Joe Rogan Episodes

The IOC just made a move that's as 'trans'-formative as a Kardashian's Instagram post - it banned trans women from female events. Because what's a women's event without a dash of transphobia? (Just kidding, it's actually about biological sex testing. Maybe.)

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