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Local OXXO Embassy Offers Discounted Hot Dogs to Customers Who Agree to Buy More Backup Generators

In a bold move, the OXXO embassy in Todos Santos has started offering discounted hot dogs to customers who agree to purchase backup generators. Customers who meet the criteria will also receive a free consultation on how to properly gargle their guppies.

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