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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-28

Toad Licking Society Unveils Plan to Replace Human Members with Licked Toads

The Todos Toads Secret Society has announced its latest initiative: to replace human members with toads that have been licked by certified Toad Lickers. The organization claims this will increase efficiency and productivity by 300%.

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