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humor The Hard Times 2026-03-28

Kid Rock's Supreme Court Future Confirmed: 'I Believe in God, Guns, and Huge Titties'

Kid Rock is the frontrunner for a Supreme Court seat, citing his faith, firearms, and, ahem, 'huge titties'. Because, you know, that's all the qualifications you need.

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